Drunk Tennessee man tried to have sex with ATM, picnic table

Lonnie Hutton, 49, reportedly tried to get intimate with a cash dispense at the Boro Bar and Grill, in Murfreesboro, Friday night. When cops arrived and brought him outside, he allegedly tried to continue the act with a wooden picnic table.

He just wanted to make a deposit.

A drunk Tennessee man was detained after he tried to have sex with an ATM machine.

Lonnie Hutton, 49, reportedly made a beeline for the cash dispenser after walking into the Boro Bar and Grill, in Murfreesboro, Friday night.

Pulling down his pants and underwear, he allegedly attempted to penetrate one of the device’s holes.

He then strutted naked from the waist down around the venue, thrusting his hips out, until cops arrived.

Officers ordered Hutton outside, where he was made to sit at a wooden picnic table.
But it appears the excitement was all too much, and he then allegedly stripped off and started trying to hump the bench.

Hutton, who was slurring his speech and had bloodshot eyes, was charged with public intoxication, according to WKRN.

Booked into the Rutherford County jail on $250 bond, he’s scheduled to appear in court on July 1.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/drunk-tenn-man-sex-atm-picnic-table-cops-article-1.1798910#ixzz32gLWXN3Q

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