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Drunk Tennessee man tried to have sex with ATM, picnic table

Lonnie Hutton, 49, reportedly tried to get intimate with a cash dispense at the Boro Bar and Grill, in Murfreesboro, Friday night. When cops arrived and brought him outside, he allegedly tried to continue the act with a wooden picnic … Continue reading

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Flatulence, Not Turbulence, Forces Plane Landing in Nashville

Story Courtesy of WBIR-TV, Knoxville, Tennessee Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning. American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency … Continue reading

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Flatulence, Not Turbulence, Forces Plane Landing in Nashville

The Mercer News wrote an interesting post today. Here’s a quick excerpt Story Courtesy of WBIR-TV, Knoxville, Tennessee Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning. American Flight 1053, from … Continue reading

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Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

EL CERRITO, Calif. –A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. The man was lying on … Continue reading

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You should not play with live ammo

California teacher blows hand off trying to squash bug with artillery shell

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Have you ever thought to look before you sit

Man Sues Home Depot After Using Glue-Covered Toilet BOULDER, Colo. — Home Depot has been sued by a man who claims the chains store in Louisville, Colo., ignored his cries for help after he became glued to a toilet seat … Continue reading

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Just Say I Dont (If you can)

Groom stabbed self as nuptials neared By Michael N. Westley The Salt Lake Tribune

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Sheep Really are Dumb

From Wikinews, the free news source you can write! 450 sheep leapt to their deaths in the Turkish village of Gevas. The chain reaction started when one sheep went over the cliff, enticing nearly fifteen hundred others to follow. According … Continue reading

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Out house pervert

ALBANY, N.H. (AP) – A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a … Continue reading

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