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6 affairs

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed And … Continue reading

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Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad.’ With the … Continue reading

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HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. 4. Then analyze the situation: a.     If they are counting … Continue reading

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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband … Continue reading

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Slogans

Anesthesiologist business card: When you care enough to sleep with the very best. ************************************** Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” ************************** In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s … Continue reading

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FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY

1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR… 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 4. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE … Continue reading

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Holiday Party Sign of the Times

2006 Christmas Party Announcement FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: November 8, 2006 RE: Christmas Party Im happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 22, starting at noon in … Continue reading

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Play on words..

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A mans home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating – always use condiments. Shotgun wedding – … Continue reading

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