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Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad.’ With the … Continue reading

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Michael Jackson

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Jack Nicholson regarding his Mother

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Barbara Bush regarding Clinton

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And you think your wife is a pain in the…..

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HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. 4. Then analyze the situation: a.     If they are counting … Continue reading

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‘Out of Office’ Automatic e-mail Replies

I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. Thank you for your email. Your credit card … Continue reading

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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband … Continue reading

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Funny Name for a Boat

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Clem’s The Carpenter’s Last Job

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